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dirty carissa 

the baddest and most freaky girl you could ever meet in your life she’s the type to be so innocent in public but behind closed doors she’s wild af
Dirty Carissa - ima do you up in the bed like a monster

Me- damn shorty chill wit allat

Dirty Carlsen 

The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"
Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"

Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
Dirty Carlsen by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022

Dirty Caristae

The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.
It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.
Dirty Caristae by Crisky November 29, 2021

dirty carlson 

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.
My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson
dirty carlson by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

dirtycaryssa 

When you get fucked in a college dorm room and the orgasm is so good that you wheeze until you pass out.
I got a dirtycaryssa last night and it was the best time of my life.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026