Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.

Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night

by derfferguson April 18, 2020

Dirty Cannonball

When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.

My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.

by SaloGraf August 15, 2016

dirty cannoli

When a person sharts inside a sleeping bag.

The sleepover was ruined when John didoes a dirty cannoli.

by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017

Dirt cannon

Synonym for asshole.

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.

by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016

Dirty Channon

The act of receiving (anal sex) with a (crystal dildo) while being penetrated in (circle position) with a mans tongue, resulting in a squirt fest.

Wow! That guy gave me the real Dirty Channon last night... Crystal Dildo and everything!

by notawineexpert March 31, 2020

DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.

I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.

by Mosart May 10, 2020

Dirty cannoli

Filling a persons vagina or belly button with shit making them stuffed like a chocolatey cannoli

“I heard jim gave your mom a Dirty cannoli last night” uncle Charlie

by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025