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Dirty Caiden 

Dirty Caiden is usually a very horny, touchy guy. He loves to have “fun”. But even though he’s a extremely horny guy he’s still a fun person to be around always making funny and dirty jokes. He’s shy at first but after that he’s the life of the party!!!
Ex 1. “ hey, did you see that guy last night at the party
Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”
Dirty Caiden by Your fav 696969 April 17, 2020
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dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night
dirty caden by Anal doge February 11, 2022

dirty cardenas 

when a female surprisingly starts manually stimulating(handjob) a male partner in conjunction with dancing.
I got a dirty cardenas at the club last night
dirty cardenas by chriscbc05 December 1, 2009

Dirty Camden 

When somebody spews out jizz in your car and after about a week it starts stinkin up like shit and you can't find where the smell is coming from
I pulled a Dirty Camden on Joe I spilled my man chowder in his glove compartment
Dirty Camden by Jordan K =) March 29, 2009

Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place
did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

Dirty Cadence 

when you turn someone innocent into a druggie man whore
Cory got a dirty cadence pulled on him

Dirty Caden

The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.
Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous
Dirty Caden by thicc.brown.bish January 2, 2022