Dirty Caiden

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Dirty Caiden is usually a very horny, touchy guy. He loves to have “fun”. But even though he’s a extremely horny guy he’s still a fun person to be around always making funny and dirty jokes. He’s shy at first but after that he’s the life of the party!!!

Ex 1. “ hey, did you see that guy last night at the party ”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”

Dirty Caiden by Your fav 696969 April 17, 2020

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dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

dirty caden by Anal doge February 11, 2022

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dirty cardenas

when a female surprisingly starts manually stimulating(handjob) a male partner in conjunction with dancing.

I got a dirty cardenas at the club last night

dirty cardenas by chriscbc05 December 1, 2009

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Dirty Camden

When somebody spews out jizz in your car and after about a week it starts stinkin up like shit and you can't find where the smell is coming from

I pulled a Dirty Camden on Joe I spilled my man chowder in his glove compartment

Dirty Camden by Jordan K =) March 29, 2009

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Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place

did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

Dirty Caden by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020

Dirty Cadence

when you turn someone innocent into a druggie man whore

Cory got a dirty cadence pulled on him

Dirty Cadence by Suckmydrumstixk July 1, 2020

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Dirty Caden

The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.

Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous

Dirty Caden by thicc.brown.bish January 2, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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