Dirty Brenn

While on vacation at a cabin, wake up in the middle of the night and take a shit in your buddy's car. Wipe your ass with a chocolate pop tart then put it back in the bag for your buddy to have in the morning. Then when he shits out that popstar, he wipes his ass with it and feeds it to you. Then you both take the shit from his car rub it in your hands and rub one out while starting each other in the eyes, outside the cabin in the middle of the wilderness. You both ejaculate onto cookies n cream pop tarts, then take them inside and eat them with fine china.

Man, me and my bro dirty Brenned it last night and we're feeling super refreshed.

Dirty Brenn by Imacoolassbitchyaknow April 3, 2020

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Dirty benny

The act of inserting a toothbrush up ones anus

Hey man my little bro pulled a dirty Benny on himself last night. That kid is screwed up!

Dirty benny by Maximus paddus April 16, 2020

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dirty brenna

When you top someone who likes to whine and have to hit them with a used tampon to get them to shut up as their gag reflex takes over, or to distract them.

He told me it hurt, so I had to pull a dirty brenna on him and scream, "Take it like a man, you little bitch!" as I gripped the string and let the plumpy splat smack him in the face so I could thrust on with the strap-on.

dirty brenna by Heineken Hell Bringer June 29, 2019