Dirty Braain
Earl put the bottle of big stoli in brian’s ass to do an ass shot of vodka, thus completing the dirty braain. “Pernounced bri AAAnn”
Dirty Braain by The stinky stoli October 8, 2021
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Dirty Braine
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Dirty Braai
A sexual position favoured by South Africans.
Start the night before by marinating your meat...preferably in something spicy.
Just before the act - wipe half an onion across her coochie to ensure last summer's gunk falls off. Then slowly place your Boerewors around the rim ensuring this doesn't get burnt.
Invite your mates to stand around and chug a few beers as they discuss your meat whilst you flip it occasionally...but not enough you're playing with it.
Pour some beer over her if things get too hot too quick...and just as you're about to jizz throw some msg in her eye...and get back to talking rugby with the boys.
Start the night before by marinating your meat...preferably in something spicy.
Just before the act - wipe half an onion across her coochie to ensure last summer's gunk falls off. Then slowly place your Boerewors around the rim ensuring this doesn't get burnt.
Invite your mates to stand around and chug a few beers as they discuss your meat whilst you flip it occasionally...but not enough you're playing with it.
Pour some beer over her if things get too hot too quick...and just as you're about to jizz throw some msg in her eye...and get back to talking rugby with the boys.
Dirty Braai by Nivek the terrible May 28, 2023
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