Anyone with this name is a unicorn. One in a million so to speak. They are pure with a heart of gold, but y’all lemme tell you about a freak. They will choke you with one hand and pet your luscious locks with the other. Ask and you shall receive! A dirty blaik is a box full of the dirtiest mystery surprises. They Will put that video about cups to shame. They will charazard your ass while they cum in your mouth. Enter with caution. Motha fuckin human Venus fly trap. You have been warned
When I first met them on tinder they seemed nice and innocent but when we got back to my place she Wwechoke slammed my ass onto the bed and pulled a dirty blaik.
When a hornyaf guy comes home mad, throws his satchel across the kitchen while simultaneously ripping off his bow tie and fucking his needy, husband over an surface in a three foot radius.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.