A dirty Claire is when your being dicked down in the forest and he whispers hang on tight spider monkey right before he cums on the girls face and then forces her to go out in the sun so he can see his man juice glisten like diamonds in the sun.
by 123abcdefz April 16, 2020
when you stand 10 feet away trying to catch his cumshot in your mouth as he fucks you with a dildo on a selfie stick
by yolo daddy April 15, 2020
A dirty Claire is when she gets too many guys to count and has a huge orgy in her parents room when they are on vacation. But always use protection because Claire doesn’t want illegitimate children!
by I’m tired April 16, 2020
When you meet someone at the bar that you want to hookup with, but they’re too sketchy to take home, so you go to the bathroom and use napkins as cushions for your knees so they don’t get bruised while you’re giving them sloppy tippy.
Gretchen: “Where’d you go? I’ve been looking for you.
Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.
Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.
by Kingblabla April 16, 2020
Dirty Claire means that she and the man she is fucking is about to cum. She sticks a tampon as a butt plug and uses it as a condom. Then forces it out of her vagina while cum is shooting out.
by bigtiddiesmilf September 11, 2021