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Dirty Bernie 

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A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.
Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!
Dirty Bernie by streetwhiz May 18, 2009
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Dirty Bennett 

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When your gay friend owns a polo and think its incredible
Ugh I have another dirty Bennett in this new friend group. Can never get away.
Dirty Bennett by dedinsite July 7, 2021
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dirty bennett 

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When your gay friend owns a golf and thinks it's incredible.
Ugh I have another dirty Bennett in this new friend group. Can never get away.
dirty bennett by Hoyyyyya69 May 5, 2020
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Dirty Bernie 

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A hand job with knit mittens
"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."
Dirty Bernie by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021
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Dirty Bennett 

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to kiss your brother in formal fashion while in possession of a sex doll being used by your pet corgi.
I performed a Dirty Bennett on Doyle, it was hot
Dirty Bennett by jackbutterstick April 4, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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