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Dirty Apron

Noun: An apron that’s just absolutely awful, horrible or terrible; commonly used in making sourdough
I whipped up some sourdough discard bagels, but now I have a Dirty Apron.
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Dirty Aaron 

The act of fucking in doggy whilst drinking scotch and smoking a joint.
He could pick any position but he always does the dirty Aaron.
Dirty Aaron by Tetraprod May 20, 2019

Dirty Aaron 

the act of cutting a O shaped hole in watermelon and a pineapple and then cumming into each fruit and then forcing 2 women to drink it and whoever chugs it the fastest is declared the winner
yeah bro i pulled a dirty aaron with jane and joe
Dirty Aaron by Arianas dussy May 20, 2022

Dirty Aeron

When you fuck a sheep in the ass and get your partner suck off all the excess shit
Brb going to go and do a dirty Aeron with the misses”
Dirty Aeron by Unluckyag February 13, 2022

dirty aaron 

a big sexy man that is usually cought having sex in random places like at work, in the neighbors pool, and at the zoo. he loves the texas fack out and nutting on every girls face in the world. he is usually caught making love to big black woman that are unemployed and are crossed eye.
kc holy shit dirty aaron is fucking that fat chick right beside a polar bear
pork chop thats one hell of a man. i wish i could touch his muscular butt and smell his g-string
dirty aaron by bugger brown December 9, 2012

Dirty Aaron 

Aaron's Raven commits to reverse cowgirl anal and lays back on his chest. She takes his cock greedily and makes him fill.her with his.love.
She left with the name Raven after a dirty Aaron.
Dirty Aaron by GroverD October 1, 2019

Dirty Aaron 

A pervert who stalks little kids in the street
Dirty Aaron by Urbanman421977 April 18, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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