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Dirty Alexander 

When you cum or piss in a condom and freeze it and then beat the shit out of your youngest sibling.
My sister bit me so I gave her a Dirty Alexander.

Dirty Alexander 

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.
He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

dirty alejandro 

when your hitting it from the back and then YOU DROP A TAB IN HER ASS
i had a girl last night and she was so freaky i gave her a Dirty Alejandro

Dirty Alexandria 

A Duck that graduated with high honors from The Fuck Around And Find Out Academy For Girls that will Respectfully tell you to go fuck yourself.
He sent her a dick pic and she gave him a dirty Alexandria
Dirty Alexandria by ItsDucky87 April 6, 2023

Dirty Alexander 

When a man watches two women Having sex while making duck noises and jerking off.
While I was at the party Jake did a dirty alexander with Lily and Bella
Dirty Alexander by WandaPP January 12, 2022

Dirty Alexander 

An Idiot who breaks the glass at hardware stop
WTF dirty alexander!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Dirty Alexander by Alekee July 1, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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