A guy who buttfucks someone who hasn't wiped their ass properly.
This particularly pertains to fat bitches whos pussies are too loose for anything smaller than a 1 litre bottle, and their husbands or boyfriends needing to fuck them up the ass. Since their are so fucking fat, they can't properly wipe their asses after taking a shit.
Guy 1: Check that out (motioning to the couple nearby). That's one huge bitch.
Guy 2: I feel sorry for her husband. He's gotta be a dirt star deviator.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.