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DIRT SKIRT

when your nailin someone in the ass and they never took a shit before you did, so when your done and pull out you have a shit ring stained around your dick, or a dirt skirt.
she told me not to put it in her ass, but i did anyway, now i'm wearing a dirt skirt for life.
DIRT SKIRT by trashed April 23, 2008

dirt skirt

When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.
The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping
dirt skirt by Ed Nealy February 3, 2007

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt 

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

Dirt Shirt Friday 

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.
Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
Dirt Shirt Friday by Werdoop March 30, 2009

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me
“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means”
Dirt shirt by uwuboy November 12, 2020

Shirt-Dirt-Dirt 

Damn, for a place that sells nothing but beef this place sure is full of Shirt-Dirt-Dirts.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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