Definitions by Werdoop

Junk Dial

The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.

I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.

Junk Dial by Werdoop October 12, 2010

Dirt Shirt Friday 

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

Dirt Shirt Friday by Werdoop March 30, 2009

Wii Fit 

Something Asians made for fat people to make them think they're losing weight.

Rhonda: I was on my Wii Fit all morning I feel so skinny.
Dave: Oh sweet I'm going to get one.
Rhonda: You can you use mine, I need to go to the buffet anyway to eat something to burn off.

Wii Fit by Werdoop December 27, 2008

Derd 

Short for any name that starts with D-Vowel-R.

Derd #1: Hey Derd, How's It Going?

Derd #2: Not much Derd, How bout you?

Derd by Werdoop March 23, 2008