Junk Dial

The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.

I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.

by Werdoop October 12, 2010

Derd

Short for any name that starts with D-Vowel-R.

Derd #1: Hey Derd, How's It Going?

Derd #2: Not much Derd, How bout you?

by Werdoop March 23, 2008

Wii Fit

Something Asians made for fat people to make them think they're losing weight.

Rhonda: I was on my Wii Fit all morning I feel so skinny.
Dave: Oh sweet I'm going to get one.
Rhonda: You can you use mine, I need to go to the buffet anyway to eat something to burn off.

by Werdoop December 27, 2008

Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

by Werdoop March 30, 2009