Quand quelqu'un te pose une question à laquelle tu n'as pas de réponse satisfaisante, mais que tu ne veux pas les laisser partir bredouille, alors tu freestyle une réponse en mode "source: trust me".

Lydia: Maman c'est quoi la dipsophobie?
Saliha (qui n'en a aucune idée): C'est la peur du dipso, évidement!
Lamia: Ah d'accord,merci!

C'est la peur du dipso by Bored-shrimp March 1, 2026

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Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007

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Dipdoodle

A fatass. Someone who is very fat.

Hey, look at that dipdoodle over there! He must be over 400 pounds!

Dipdoodle by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsfasdf August 22, 2011

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Bowing Diplomacy

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018

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