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Diplomancer

Someone who uses diplomas/credentials like magic to manipulate. For example, when someone says they’re a therapist or doctor, when asked if you can open up in confidence, then they gossip and twist words to seem mightier. Mostly due to insecurities + mental issues of their own.
I can’t believe I trusted her when she said “I’m a doctor, you can tell me”, what a diplomancer.
Diplomancer by BlkShpBuddha April 1, 2026
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Diplomancy 

A school of magic associated with winning hearts and minds.
Their deep councils had studied diplomancy. When negotiations started going badly, they brought in their most skilled diplomancers to try to reach accord.
Diplomancy by tfields March 17, 2010

diplomancy 

The dark arts of winning wars with friendship and lies, and expecting the same from one's opponents. The dark side of the arts of diplomacy.
Watch out. He might help you in the near-term, but he's a diplomancer, he already knows exactly when he's going to burn your friendship and stab you in the back.

Some people can't play Neptune's Pride more than once, because they don't have the emotional constitution for diplomancy. They just can't enjoy a game that requires them to doublecross their allies.

The Greatest Dinomancer 

Person 1: "The Greatest Dinomancer joined the discord call the other day."
Person 2: "Oh, Max? Yeah he is the greatest dinomancer."
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