Diplomancer

Someone who uses diplomas/credentials like magic to manipulate. For example, when someone says they’re a therapist or doctor, when asked if you can open up in confidence, then they gossip and twist words to seem mightier. Mostly due to insecurities + mental issues of their own.

I can’t believe I trusted her when she said “I’m a doctor, you can tell me”, what a diplomancer.

Diplomancer by BlkShpBuddha April 1, 2026

Diplomancy 

A school of magic associated with winning hearts and minds.

Their deep councils had studied diplomancy. When negotiations started going badly, they brought in their most skilled diplomancers to try to reach accord.

Diplomancy by tfields March 17, 2010

diplomancy 

The dark arts of winning wars with friendship and lies, and expecting the same from one's opponents. The dark side of the arts of diplomacy.

Watch out. He might help you in the near-term, but he's a diplomancer, he already knows exactly when he's going to burn your friendship and stab you in the back.

Some people can't play Neptune's Pride more than once, because they don't have the emotional constitution for diplomancy. They just can't enjoy a game that requires them to doublecross their allies.

diplomancy by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 August 11, 2015

The Greatest Dinomancer 

Max

Person 1: "The Greatest Dinomancer joined the discord call the other day."
Person 2: "Oh, Max? Yeah he is the greatest dinomancer."

The Greatest Dinomancer by Bosquito May 6, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022