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Diplodunce

Definition one:

Someone who believes that because they go to a well known school, they are smarter and better than others. Someone who believes that their title is what makes them rather than who they actually are. They are generally easy to rage bait and easily angered.

NOTE: BE WARNED, THESE PEOPLE ARE EASILY ANGERED AND WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE RIGHT

Definition two:

Someone who has or is currently attending The Gatton Academy in Kentucky, United States.
Example one:

Person one (Didn't attend MIT): "MIT is a great place, but I feel like the logo is oversimplified and bland."

Person two (Attends MIT): "Well you are just jealous that you didn't get into MIT, you must be seething, admit it!"

Person one: "Sure thing diplodunce! I'm seething! I'm crying and on my knees!"

Example two:

Person one (Doesn't attend The Gatton Academy): "I'm glad I got rejected from Gatton, I have so much more opportunities where I am now and I've met so many cool people!"

Person two (Attends The Gatton Academy): "Cope, cope, just say that you are jealous, you must be seething! Your probably mad you didn't get in!"

Person one: "I couldn't care less, I am still getting my degree, besides that I've been told a lot of bad things about Gatton anyways."

Person two: "Cope, you never attended, you can't say anything, your opinion is invalid, you don't know anything!"

Person two: "Alright diplodunce, you never been to Chernobyl, people said it's radioactive, but you never been so why don't you go dickwad?"
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diplodonculus 

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diplodonculus by shy748 August 22, 2018

Diplodonclous 

I’m diplodonclous
Diplodonclous by hjr07 October 15, 2020

Diploducus 

A seemingly clever male or female who also look and acts a bit like a mongoloid. Long neck is not a necessity but is a common feature of the Diploducus people.
Example:

That Michael is such a diploducus
Diploducus by sdavis911 December 18, 2008

Diplodoncus 

A big white mythical creature that has the head of nigersaurus, body of a yeti and limbs of a horse. In gooner mythology it is very loyal to its first owner Syahzin
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Diplomancer

Someone who uses diplomas/credentials like magic to manipulate. For example, when someone says they’re a therapist or doctor, when asked if you can open up in confidence, then they gossip and twist words to seem mightier. Mostly due to insecurities + mental issues of their own.
I can’t believe I trusted her when she said “I’m a doctor, you can tell me”, what a diplomancer.
Diplomancer by BlkShpBuddha April 1, 2026
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