Dinkompoop 

A fool or simpleton that finds the popular toy "Shrinky Dinks" to be a bewildering and frustrating endeavor.

Jacob just tried to microwave his Shrinky Dinks. What a Dinkompoop.

Dinkompoop by Clarkopotamus September 2, 2011

Discompoopulated

Having one's bowel movement pattern and schedule thrown into chaos, usually by some event or deviation from dietary patterns

Related to discombobulated

Traveller1: "Hey, wanna catch a bite before we board?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"

Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"

Discompoopulated by TedDeadMan August 11, 2011

Ninkompoop 

A word you use when you are mad.

Aw ninkompoop, why did I drop that?

Ninkompoop by skronknuggets18 February 20, 2017

Dincompoop 

A term for calling someone a dick and a nincompoop at the same time.

Hannah, stop being such a dincompoop!
Why is Hannah such a dincompoop?!

Dincompoop by Finley318 June 18, 2020

discompoopitated

When everything is all out of whack,or all screwed up

He couldn’t find his keys since his thoughts were all discompoopitated

discompoopitated by Whitehead357 December 4, 2021

dinklepoop

An overweight, disgusting, useless, tasteless human being.

THAT DINKLEPOOP STEVEN KEEPS FOLLOWING ME THROUGH THE FOREST WHAT DO I DO?!

have you tried talking?

dinklepoop by Daagerfatrs823 March 23, 2023