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Dinknesh 

Dinknesh. The procrastinator. The one who gets aggressive when stressed but always there for their friend
Dinknesh: hey what’s up man

Orli: ummmm hi
Dinknesh by O:) January 19, 2022

Dinkleshnifer 

my friend gave me a great Dinkleshnifer last night.
Dinkleshnifer by Macchio1 February 19, 2017

Dinkleshplat 

A insult used to put somebody down. Means you are RUDE, ARROGANT AND STUBBORN
"Get over here, you dinkleshplat, you!"
Dinkleshplat by KAWAIICHIC January 25, 2019

dinkleshake 

A handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their asshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and proceeds to shake the hand of the unsuspecting victim.
I thanked Laura's dad for the ride by giving him an oldfashioned dinkleshake.
dinkleshake by 09 We Kill People March 28, 2009

dinkleshmit 

1. the male penis
2. Andy
3. any stupid person
"Andy, you fucking dinkleshmit! Get your dick off my face!"

"Yo, stop being a dinkleshmit. Chop it off already!"

Fuck! My dinkleshmit is too big!!
dinkleshmit by poopfaceodjfk;la April 26, 2009

dinkinesh 

A super cool guy who is fun to be around.

blonde hair, blue eyes, fat assed. Typically has the best friends around. Likes choo choo trains and probably has a dog
Wow, that dinkinesh over there is fine as hell!
dinkinesh by simoaner September 25, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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