A condition coined by Psychologist TK Adams, Dinkleberg Syndrome is when one has an obsessive disdain for another who is minding his own business. This phenomenon can be traced back to it's reference to Nickelodeon cartoon "Fairly Odd Parents," where the protagonist's father would blame Mr. Dinkleberg for all of his problems. Dinkleberg, on the other hand, would be oblivious to such hating and continued to better himself. If prescribed with Dinkleberg Syndrome, please seek professional help from a psychologist or therapist.
Man 1: I hate that nigga *Man 3*, he don't deserve shit he got. If I could ever get as successful as him I woulda been tripled what he got
Man 2: Get off his dick man, he doesn't even know you. I think you got Dinkleberg Syndrome.
Man 3 (in another city getting money): Man I love having money and living carefree. No problems here
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.