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dickaroundylan 

dickaroundylan or DAD is a dick'n around person who looks like Johnny Bravo. He's the kind of person to steal your girlfriend.
"Yooo dickaroundylan"
dickaroundylan by Fafifon March 20, 2020

Dickarounder 

A name given to someone who is wasting time when you are waiting on them to do something. Finding any excuse to put off what you are supposed to be doing.
We never get anyplace on time because my husband is a dickarounder.
Dickarounder by Moveitalready November 15, 2021

dickaround game 

A dickaround game (sometimes spelled with a space after the k) is a game a narcissist plays to be purposely late. Did they promise to drop you off or pick you up from work at x time while your far is getting fixed? They don't have to get out of the car, they will be seen by nobody, but before they can drive 10 minutes to your work and back again, (all gas and time is comped) they have to get dressed up as if going to fancy dinner party, spend hours putting on makeup or "feeding the cats" hours before they're scheduled to be fed. If you bring up the fact that they are AT LEAST (I'm being way too unrealistic here here) 45 minutes late it's somehow your fault because you said "between 9:10 and 9:12" and that's not an EXACT time. The solution is to distance yourself from your mother or whatever other family member pulls this shit on you and find some friends who will help you as you help them.
Sorry Frank, I know I said I'd have my mom's truck here to help you move at 10, but she's playing dickaround games and has to style her hair before she can give me the key to the truck. Listen, I feel really bad, I guess I'll pay for a truck rental.
dickaround game by idgaf187 January 5, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026