A word for a short, stubby member often hairy and clammy. Sometimes unable to get an erection. Often belongs to men with names starting with the letter "B."
the guy from fortnite, most commonly known as Jeffrey PrestonBezos. it also means to ride on a hog as in clash royale. if you say this to a hog they will inevitably knock you off a cliff.
no way is that the dingalingadingdong!
oh hey hog, dingalingadingdong *gets knocked off cliff*
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.