Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

Ding the dong by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone 

a meme

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone

ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone by DaDdYwashere October 8, 2020

Ring Around The Ding Dong 

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.

If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!

Ring Around The Ding Dong by The Joneses December 8, 2014

with the big long pink ding dong penis

Lyrics from Macklemores song "And We Danced"

With the big long pink ding dong penis

with the big long pink ding dong penis by I HERPED WHILE I DERPED! October 8, 2013

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

Ding Dong Where's the Bong by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place 

To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .

Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".

So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?

Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025

king of the ding dongs 

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

king of the ding dongs by kernvir March 25, 2019