Definitions by GallopingSausage
Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place
To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .
Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".
Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".
So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?
Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025
Trogglehumper
A child-friendly curse word, comes from Roald Dahl's "The BFG", where the word is referred to as a kind of nightmare.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these trogglehumping snakes on this trogglehumping plane!
That terrible trogglehumper! He's ruined everything!
That terrible trogglehumper! He's ruined everything!
Trogglehumper by GallopingSausage December 9, 2023
Carve someone a new Blowhole
A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
Carve someone a new Blowhole by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
No duh, Darwin
A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
No duh, Darwin by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019
You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!
A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse
A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Put your pickle back in the jar
When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.
Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
Put your pickle back in the jar by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019