A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019
A child-friendly curse word, comes from Roald Dahl's "The BFG", where the word is referred to as a kind of nightmare.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these trogglehumping snakes on this trogglehumping plane!
That terrible trogglehumper! He's ruined everything!
That terrible trogglehumper! He's ruined everything!
by GallopingSausage December 09, 2023
A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
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Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
To escape from a certain place as quickly as one's legs can carry them.
A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.
A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.
by GallopingSausage November 15, 2018
Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!
by GallopingSausage June 03, 2018