When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.
Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the Put your pickle back in the jarmug. To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .
Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".
Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".
So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?
by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025
Get the Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the placemug. A child-friendly curse word, comes from Roald Dahl's "The BFG", where the word is referred to as a kind of nightmare.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these trogglehumping snakes on this trogglehumping plane!
That terrible trogglehumper! He's ruined everything!
That terrible trogglehumper! He's ruined everything!
by GallopingSausage December 09, 2023
Get the Trogglehumpermug. Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!
by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018
Get the Nuts and Boltsacksmug. A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
OR
Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
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Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehousemug. A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!mug. A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
Get the Carve someone a new Blowholemug.