No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.

Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!

by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

Make Like Pig Latin and Amscray

To escape from a certain place as quickly as one's legs can carry them.

A pun on Pig Latin, since Amscray is the Pig Latin version of Scram.

"Zoinks!" yelled Shaggy, "This place is haunted! Let's make like Pig Latin and Amscray!"

by GallopingSausage November 15, 2018

Nuts and Boltsacks

Another way of saying, "Bollocks!" when something goes wrong.

Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!

by GallopingSausage June 03, 2018

panther piss

A term for a drink that is especially high in caffeine (E.g. Red Bull, Mountain Dew)

I may drink lots of soda, but the one thing I can't stand is panther piss.

by GallopingSausage June 03, 2018

Trogglehumper

A child-friendly curse word, comes from Roald Dahl's "The BFG", where the word is referred to as a kind of nightmare.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these trogglehumping snakes on this trogglehumping plane!

That terrible trogglehumper! He's ruined everything!

by GallopingSausage December 09, 2023

You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019