1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005
The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
by kernvir March 25, 2019