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DIng King 

A person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.
Person 1: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the Ding King.
DIng King by NipSlicer69 May 9, 2011
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Ding King 

A young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. He enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about Asian culture. Preferrably a black male who masturbates to Asian pornography and visits the internet frequently.
I think your asian fettish has led you to be the Ding King, man.

You're the King of all Dingland man.
Ding King by Arturo Vanostren September 15, 2006

shing ding king 

A person named Bruce who's the absolute party god and ofcourse the world renowned shing ding king.
We having a shing ding! with the one and only shing ding king! He's so awesome omg!!

King Ding-a-Ling 

King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.
There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.
King Ding-a-Ling by little miss aura December 28, 2005

King Ding-a-Ling 

a BIG penis
King Ding-a-Ling by Janay March 28, 2004

King ding-aling 

A person who's so far up their own ass they think the sun shines out of it
You're not king ding-aling!
King ding-aling by Smb1995 February 24, 2019

king ding-a-ling 

king ding-a-ling by gonzo June 30, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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