A young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. He enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about Asian culture. Preferrably a black male who masturbates to Asian pornography and visits the internet frequently.
I think your asian fettish has led you to be the Ding King, man.
King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.
There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.