Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

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Shlong-Ding-Dong

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

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A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

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Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

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the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

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the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

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