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Demuattius 

Demuattius is a Serbian Jew known for being the most annoying piece of shit on Discord. He's a former n-grader who used to have gay sex with Roover. He is also known for being a wanted war criminal in several countries, including, but not limited to, the Russian Federation, the Republic of Serbia, the State of Israel, and Nigeria. It has been confirmed that Demuattius has connections with terrorist organizations such as the Kosovo Liberation Army, the New Jersey Gay-Lesbian-Bisexual-Transgender Alliance, and Mossad.
If you come across Demuattius, do the Sign of the Aquila and he will refrain from fucking your mother, although this is not guaranteed.
Dumbfuck: "I only fuck little girls under the age of 12."
Demuattius: "I hate pedophiles violently. Fuck off you goatfucking gypsy troglodyte fuck or I'll have you assraped with barbed wire."
Demuattius by anonymous September 29, 2022
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Dipulation

A manipulative tactic/method used in order to successfully lie claiming you only have the knowledge of what the truth is about the accusations of your actions (which in this case, the manipulator always claims the accusation is always false.) typically in a condescending manner, used to make the other feel smaller in terms of knowledge.
“Only I know I didn’t do that thing, but none of you will accept the truth no matter what I say”

My older brother always uses dipulation to get away with things he does to me.

Demuattius 

Demuattius is an Internet terrorist who is literally wanted by warlords in Africa (MORE ON THIS BELOW). Some of his accomplishments are:

-Became a loyal follower of the Roman Empire on Discord just to give information to a terrorist doxer group. (I had lots of fun memories)
-Doxed the entire Skid Pedophile Brigade to his KLA friends (fuck you 4th 🖕 and good luck cunts)
-Successfully planned out the fall of Melkorian ULTRA and gave Drake the opportunity to usurp Melkor. (fuck you as well Drake 🖕 you traitorous bitch)
-Established the Couboi Society with the goal of doxing pedophiles, especially on Facebook and Twitter since pedophiles use those platforms the most. (CS has doxed 233 pedophiles as of now)
-Destroyed the lives of thousands of pedophiles in the Eurasian region alone (haha Russian mafia anti-pedo Makarov PM go умереть сука)
-Got an entire terrorist cell in Nigeria killed with intentional misinformation. (LOL I REMEMBER THIS ONE! HILARIOUS)
Nazatos: First Brother, where did your name come from?
Demuattius: My old teacher in Mythro said it came from a lost civilization or something.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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