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Dimulatti 

Anyone who uses coercion or extortion to threaten or harass someone.
I need to hustle more junk on the street while someone else writes down another license plate or make / model of vehicle and gossip about it for my own benefit so I can apply for something to build my credit up again! Im a dimulatti!
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Demuattius 

Demuattius is a Serbian Jew known for being the most annoying piece of shit on Discord. He's a former n-grader who used to have gay sex with Roover. He is also known for being a wanted war criminal in several countries, including, but not limited to, the Russian Federation, the Republic of Serbia, the State of Israel, and Nigeria. It has been confirmed that Demuattius has connections with terrorist organizations such as the Kosovo Liberation Army, the New Jersey Gay-Lesbian-Bisexual-Transgender Alliance, and Mossad.
If you come across Demuattius, do the Sign of the Aquila and he will refrain from fucking your mother, although this is not guaranteed.
Dumbfuck: "I only fuck little girls under the age of 12."
Demuattius: "I hate pedophiles violently. Fuck off you goatfucking gypsy troglodyte fuck or I'll have you assraped with barbed wire."
Demuattius by anonymous September 29, 2022
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Dipulation

A manipulative tactic/method used in order to successfully lie claiming you only have the knowledge of what the truth is about the accusations of your actions (which in this case, the manipulator always claims the accusation is always false.) typically in a condescending manner, used to make the other feel smaller in terms of knowledge.
“Only I know I didn’t do that thing, but none of you will accept the truth no matter what I say”

My older brother always uses dipulation to get away with things he does to me.

Demuattius 

Demuattius is an Internet terrorist who is literally wanted by warlords in Africa (MORE ON THIS BELOW). Some of his accomplishments are:

-Became a loyal follower of the Roman Empire on Discord just to give information to a terrorist doxer group. (I had lots of fun memories)
-Doxed the entire Skid Pedophile Brigade to his KLA friends (fuck you 4th 🖕 and good luck cunts)
-Successfully planned out the fall of Melkorian ULTRA and gave Drake the opportunity to usurp Melkor. (fuck you as well Drake 🖕 you traitorous bitch)
-Established the Couboi Society with the goal of doxing pedophiles, especially on Facebook and Twitter since pedophiles use those platforms the most. (CS has doxed 233 pedophiles as of now)
-Destroyed the lives of thousands of pedophiles in the Eurasian region alone (haha Russian mafia anti-pedo Makarov PM go умереть сука)
-Got an entire terrorist cell in Nigeria killed with intentional misinformation. (LOL I REMEMBER THIS ONE! HILARIOUS)
Nazatos: First Brother, where did your name come from?
Demuattius: My old teacher in Mythro said it came from a lost civilization or something.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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