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Dimism: Noun. Dim'-ism. Etymology: Dim - Greek slang for Dimworth. Ism - applying a particular trait of...

Definition: To scrounge, blag, or be unbelievably tight-arsed and be proud to tell people about it.
USAGE: "Have you heard the latest Dimism" "Even I can't believe this Dimism he told me the other day"

1. He blagged a very very expensive hotel in Paris on the weekend as part of his "business." The concierge told him after the first night of blaggery that he had only been booked in for one night. The PR person said he could stay in his room for the other night at a reduced rate, but he went on their internet and booked a 20 Euro a night hostel instead

2. He is planning his leaving date for Friday November 3rd, but he realised that if he left the Monday after, he would get paid for the weekend.
Dimism by Yoric August 23, 2006

dimischmifobia 

The phobia of doing anything productive. When a person has a mildly case of this fear, this may result in this person being lazy. In severe cases this phobia can make this person so lazy, that he will stop studying and stay forever at home laying on the sofa afraid of doing anything.
Have you seen John lately, I heard he stopped studying. Do you know he has found work yet?
- The doctor diagnosed him with dimischmifobia. I don't think he looked for work yet.
Oh no that terrible disease has another victim :(
dimischmifobia by timtemtummy August 7, 2012

diminuous lightskin 

β€œhe is such a diminuous lightskin”
The act of dissing, and dismissing him
"Your so fat, when u sat on a rainbow, skittles fell out"

"You just got dimissed"

diminution 

diminution of consciousness
diminution by CursedCobra May 31, 2019

Capitis diminutio maxima 

Traces back to Roman civil law, where one's social status (civil liberties) are so degraded they resemble those of a pariah, enemy combatant, or slave.

According to internet Conspiracy Theory, it also refers to the capitalization of one's name on their birth certificate, license, bank account, etc.. as a result of one's Social Security Number which locks one into a lifetime of debt (slavery) to the matrix. The capitalized name represents one's fictional legal/corporate identity.

Why else would They completely capitalize your name on everything "official" and "legal"?
"{Capitis diminutio maxima is} The highest kind of capitis diminutio, when liberty was lost, which carried with it citizenship and family." (Burrill)