Dimism 

Dimism: Noun. Dim'-ism. Etymology: Dim - Greek slang for Dimworth. Ism - applying a particular trait of...

Definition: To scrounge, blag, or be unbelievably tight-arsed and be proud to tell people about it.

USAGE: "Have you heard the latest Dimism" "Even I can't believe this Dimism he told me the other day"

1. He blagged a very very expensive hotel in Paris on the weekend as part of his "business." The concierge told him after the first night of blaggery that he had only been booked in for one night. The PR person said he could stay in his room for the other night at a reduced rate, but he went on their internet and booked a 20 Euro a night hostel instead

2. He is planning his leaving date for Friday November 3rd, but he realised that if he left the Monday after, he would get paid for the weekend.

Dimism by Yoric August 23, 2006

2-Diism 

A religion made by KPAB and other like-minded individuals for people that adore everything in the second dimension;

namely video games and anime, but encompasses other things as well.

Very individualistic and can vary in beliefs, especially gods and afterlife.

Karren: Hey I think I have Schediaphilia, I prefer my games and anime over my life, and want to live in the virtual world.

Patrick: Do you practice 2-Diism?

2-Diism by 2-Diist November 17, 2013

dimischmifobia 

The phobia of doing anything productive. When a person has a mildly case of this fear, this may result in this person being lazy. In severe cases this phobia can make this person so lazy, that he will stop studying and stay forever at home laying on the sofa afraid of doing anything.

Have you seen John lately, I heard he stopped studying. Do you know he has found work yet?
- The doctor diagnosed him with dimischmifobia. I don't think he looked for work yet.
Oh no that terrible disease has another victim :(

dimischmifobia by timtemtummy August 7, 2012

Dimissed

The act of dissing, and dismissing him

"Your so fat, when u sat on a rainbow, skittles fell out"

"You just got dimissed"

Dimissed by Yotengocatorceanos June 3, 2009

dimisexual 

To be sexually attracted to people named Dimitri or a genre of that name. To not be confused with Demisexual

- I am dimisexual.
- ???
- **demisexual

dimisexual by j416 December 26, 2022

Dimisha 

Dimisha is the greatest non-gender perve to ever roam Eastern Europe. They know how to get all of the boys and ladies but they don't feel ready to get serious, nobody knows why though. Their hotness radiates throughout the green lands all the way into the sandy ones, literally bringing the rains down in Africa. Any boy would be lucky to have a Demisha in his life.

random person: Dimisha is raw and hot like a chicken in an oven
Dimisha: I'm not raw, I'm just a slow roast

Dimisha by Mikits August 15, 2023

divism 

divism is the fear and hatred of divdivs, a creature known to hiss and crawl up assholes, they are similar to asshole worms.

OMG IS THAT A DIV DIV IM SO SCARED
u have divism.
omg

divism by bigcig June 6, 2021