"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."
Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.
Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion
Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
Dilveen is someone who truely cares about their friends. Not only is she very pretty, but she also will stand up to others when they mistreat those she cares about. A Dilveen can sometimes be overwhelming and crazy, but that's what makes her, her. If you have a Dilveen, don't take the mean things she may say to heart. That's how she expresses her love.