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Dilveer
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Diluve • diluted • dilver • dilaver • deluverthinker • Dieuve • dilevemrafio • dillveer • diluted beef • diluted embrace
dilutedpants
this really cool youtuber that is the bomb and is hilarious and writes novels and is allergic to wheat. he is basically, a person loved by everyone.
dilutedpants by hpybdayfrmcrryndangla May 4, 2010
Dilver Diver
"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."
Dilver Diver by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007
Diluted
Diluted by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015
Dilversqueef
Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.
Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion
Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion
Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
Dilversqueef by Dildochod9000 April 8, 2011
dilute into thinking
As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.
You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!
dilute into thinking by Pseudo:hymn December 28, 2015
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.