"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."

Dilver Diver by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007

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Diluted

To be so far removed from reality that most doubt the capability to function in the real world.

You guys are so diluted that it's not even funny anymore.

Diluted by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

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Dilversqueef

Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.

Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion

Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.

Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)

Dilversqueef by Dildochod9000 April 8, 2011

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dilute into thinking

As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.

You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!

dilute into thinking by Pseudo:hymn December 28, 2015

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