What happens to your pupils when you use ecstacy.
"Man, are my pupils dialted?"
by Diego August 16, 2003
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When you have to take a massive dump and the turd is right on the brink of exiting your poop shoot.
Man, I am like dilated to about a 9!!Where is the crapper?
by TIMMAY69 August 28, 2005
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The expanding of the vagina or anus by means of inserting plugs that are gradually larger, or by inserting a plug that can be expanded by a ratchet or a pump.
While inflating that butt plug for dilation the sub came instantly.
by DOMRichard February 8, 2015
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telling someone to type more, usually responded to a wall of text in an arguement.
tranny: holy fucking shit oh my god transgenders should have rights and if you do you are transphobic, sexist, racist, xenophobic, and homophobic. it literally does not affect you what someone decides to do with their life like someone could shoot up a school and why should you care? its not affecting you. just learn to mind your own business like a sane human being you bigot

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by iseebro March 14, 2022
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The time at which you're waiting to use the bathroom to go poop and someone is currently using the toilet.
Hey, can you hurry up in there?! I am dilating big time!
by thee_agrizzle August 27, 2012
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Those with weak stomachs refrain from reading...

So when a transformer undergoes sex-change surgery, basically their penis is chopped up and turned inside-out. The tip is turned into the "clit". If all goes well the patient is left with a gaping hole in their crotch... I'm sorry. The PC term is "neovagina". Such a sanitized term for an unsanitized condition.

And boy, is it unsanitary. It's literally a $30, 000 festering axe wound. If left alone it will heal up. The human body is SO transphobic, am I right? Patients are thus required to "dilate" this hole regularly to STOP the healing process.

This involves using various sizes of dildos about once a week. Perfectly normal, right? That's why when you bring this up to any LGBTHIV+ person they will have an instant panic attack.

I wonder why their suicide rate is so high 🤔.
Always remind your local tranny to dilate!
by SeetheAndDilate May 27, 2022
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To express severe, negative behavior towards something, such that one freaks out and eyes dilate; I.E. seethes and copes.
Dipshit 1: Pineapple belongs on pizza! Agree with me or you have no taste!

Dipshit 2: COPE SEETHE DILATE, ABSOLUTE BABOON MENTALITY, DILATE DILATE DILATE
by Unused Psuedonym December 15, 2021
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