Dilly wanker

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018

Dilly Wacker

Penis, DICK

My mom walked in when I was playing with my Dilly Wacker!

by Dingaling11 January 11, 2012

dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.

That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut

by mjizzle October 4, 2012

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

dollywanker

A person who dresses up as the opposite gender and masturbates to themself.

My grandpa has been crossdressing lately. I guess he's a real dollywanker now....

by Galactikid November 23, 2016

Dillywacker

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dillywinker

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes

Jessica is such a dillywinker

by T-rection July 27, 2022