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dillbag
1) n. a dillhole who isn't worth the effort or breath involved in pronouncing dillhole; a lesser dillhole.
2) n. a cocksucking faggot who isn't capable of seeing how much of a dillhole he actually is.
3) n. a person who is more of a container of human waste than anything else; a disease of life.
4) n. someone who needs to feel like they are the center of attention at all times, thus resorting to talking to themselves for anyone within earshot to hear, like anyone that has smoked crack would do.
5) n. a complete waste of time and energy for anyone unlucky enough to be involved in this person's life in any way; a drainer of the will to live.
6) n. someone so miserable with their own existence they are willing to completely suppress all individuality in order to feel like someone might seem to give a shit about them for being pathetic enough to do so.
7) n. Paul Deagle
2) n. a cocksucking faggot who isn't capable of seeing how much of a dillhole he actually is.
3) n. a person who is more of a container of human waste than anything else; a disease of life.
4) n. someone who needs to feel like they are the center of attention at all times, thus resorting to talking to themselves for anyone within earshot to hear, like anyone that has smoked crack would do.
5) n. a complete waste of time and energy for anyone unlucky enough to be involved in this person's life in any way; a drainer of the will to live.
6) n. someone so miserable with their own existence they are willing to completely suppress all individuality in order to feel like someone might seem to give a shit about them for being pathetic enough to do so.
7) n. Paul Deagle
dillbag by ballhauler May 10, 2004
dillbag
" Put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin. I said, shit, um its ejecting.She started scratching my dillbag and said hold up a second. Turn me over on my back gold,
Opened up my butt cheeks and started lickin out my asshole."
Bushwick Bill of Geto Boys in "Gangster of Love" on The Geto Boys album August, 2005.
Opened up my butt cheeks and started lickin out my asshole."
Bushwick Bill of Geto Boys in "Gangster of Love" on The Geto Boys album August, 2005.
dillbag by Matt Kelley June 5, 2007
Dillbag
Dillbag is a Player on a Game (usually WoW, and Usually Hunters) who will persist on getting the group killed or just being a complete ass hole with loots. E.g Ninjas,
1. Why did you pull that group you Dillbag
2. OMG, all i get is dillbags in my group
3. Your a hunter, why r u needing on strength items you fucking dillbag!
2. OMG, all i get is dillbags in my group
3. Your a hunter, why r u needing on strength items you fucking dillbag!
Dillbag by JaysterIsKing June 12, 2011
dillbag
1) n. a dillhole who isn't worth the effort or breath involved in pronouncing dillhole; a lesser dillhole.
2) n. a cocksucking faggot who isn't capable of seeing how much of a dillhole he actually is.
3) n. a person who is more of a container of human waste than anything else; a disease of life.
4) n. someone who needs to feel like they are the center of attention at all times, thus resorting to talking to themselves for anyone within earshot to hear, like anyone that has smoked crack would do.
5) n. a complete waste of time and energy for anyone unlucky enough to be involved in this person's life in any way; a drainer of the will to live.
6) n. someone so miserable with their own existence they are willing to completely suppress all individuality in order to feel like someone might seem to give a shit about them for being pathetic enough to do so.
7) n. Pathetic and utterly lame. Dumb eternally and greatest loser ever.
2) n. a cocksucking faggot who isn't capable of seeing how much of a dillhole he actually is.
3) n. a person who is more of a container of human waste than anything else; a disease of life.
4) n. someone who needs to feel like they are the center of attention at all times, thus resorting to talking to themselves for anyone within earshot to hear, like anyone that has smoked crack would do.
5) n. a complete waste of time and energy for anyone unlucky enough to be involved in this person's life in any way; a drainer of the will to live.
6) n. someone so miserable with their own existence they are willing to completely suppress all individuality in order to feel like someone might seem to give a shit about them for being pathetic enough to do so.
7) n. Pathetic and utterly lame. Dumb eternally and greatest loser ever.
dillbag by baIIhauIer July 25, 2022
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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