Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
by Dicklechips April 08, 2010
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