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Dildo Man
Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*
He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*
He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."
Dildo Man by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025
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Hogan Man-Dildo
A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
Hogan Man-Dildo by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
Man Dildo
Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
Man Dildo by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man
A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man by QDooog September 11, 2006
Dildo Mania
Dildo Mania by Street whiz April 6, 2009
dildoe man
Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!
-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man
-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man
dildoe man by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006
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