Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

Dildo Man

A person whose peis is a dildo

Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*

He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."

by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025

Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.

Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

by QDooog September 11, 2006

Dildo Mania

The term used for a blue light half price specials and clearance items at the adult novelty store.

Ethel broke the speed limit trying to
be on time for Dildo Mania at Crazy Earls adult store.

by Street whiz April 6, 2009

dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006