Digitalis

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The sore or sometimes flattened index or dialing finger used in making numerous phone calls.

Lee: Hey did you hear that Ted broke his leg and can't play softball this weekend.

Doug: Yes, I now have "Digitalis" from calling everyone in my address book trying to find a new short stop!

Digitalis by Busted50 April 3, 2010

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digitalis

to use the fingers to pleasure somebody

digitalis me please!

digitalis by hadokaka March 26, 2008

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logorrhea digitalis

Diarrhea of the keyboard; vainly spewing vast quantities of keystrokes into the digital void.

He really distinguishes himself from the masses with his constant logorrhea digitalis on the forum.

logorrhea digitalis by Frabjous January 8, 2014

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digital imbecile

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.

Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.

digital imbecile by Teraknor March 27, 2020

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Digital Lipgloss

A sought-after cosmetic used to increase the digital-ness of Big Corporates in non-tech industries. Just like putting lipstick on a pig, putting digital lipgloss on a company can make it more attractive.

i-Bricks? Sounds like a load of digital lipgloss!

Digital Lipgloss by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

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Digital Footprint

What is à Digital Footprint?
À digital footprint is just as the name says, your mark that you leave on the internet. Your footprint. It’s à trail of data that can not be removed and will always somehow be traced in the future. Nothing is truly deleted.

Person; Hello, I'm applying for a job as a teacher.
Person hiring: I'm sorry but we saw the video of you punching a colleague from your last job.
Person: I should have never posted that. My Digital Footprint Always Follows.

Digital Footprint by Rawr and Stuff9 May 5, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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