polyadulterous

Non-consensual polyamory; cheating on a partner under the guise of polyamory.

n.: polyadultery

“Wasn’t to come to my place?”
“You’re married”
“I’m polyamorous”
“Does your partner know you sleep with others?”
Silence
“That’s not polyamorous. That’s polyadulterous.”

by sircumlocutious January 11, 2023

Digestation

When you have so much food in your belly, it’s not just digesting, it’s gestating like a food baby.

“OMG I’M SO STUFFED”
“Nothing a little digestion won’t fix”
“More like digesTATION”

by sircumlocutious February 03, 2023