Difute 

To confuse dispute and refute while in a drunken and debauched state.

Your honor. I would like the opputunity to difute that officer's testimony.

Difute by Sizzler Hardpan June 12, 2018

dilutedpants 

this really cool youtuber that is the bomb and is hilarious and writes novels and is allergic to wheat. he is basically, a person loved by everyone.

"oh hey man, you really remind me of dilutedpants."
"OMG, THANKS SO MUCH. YOURE SOOOOO KIND."

dilutedpants by hpybdayfrmcrryndangla May 4, 2010

difted 

to be differently gifted.

That dude is difted!

difted by clint mcmanaman August 1, 2007

Diffute 

When your trying to say dispute or refute when in a drunken debauched state.

"Your honor. That officer is lying. I want to diffute his testimony."

Diffute by Sizzler Hardpan June 10, 2018

Diluted 

To be so far removed from reality that most doubt the capability to function in the real world.

You guys are so diluted that it's not even funny anymore.

Diluted by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

dilute into thinking 

As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.

You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!

dilute into thinking by Pseudo:hymn December 28, 2015

diluted 

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).

Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.

diluted by ZWingless October 4, 2007