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dilutedpants 

this really cool youtuber that is the bomb and is hilarious and writes novels and is allergic to wheat. he is basically, a person loved by everyone.
"oh hey man, you really remind me of dilutedpants."
"OMG, THANKS SO MUCH. YOURE SOOOOO KIND."
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That dude is difted!
difted by clint mcmanaman August 1, 2007
When your trying to say dispute or refute when in a drunken debauched state.
"Your honor. That officer is lying. I want to diffute his testimony."
Diffute by Sizzler Hardpan June 10, 2018
To be so far removed from reality that most doubt the capability to function in the real world.
You guys are so diluted that it's not even funny anymore.
Diluted by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

dilute into thinking 

As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.
You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!
dilute into thinking by Pseudo:hymn December 28, 2015
To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).
Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.
diluted by ZWingless October 4, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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