Diet you
When a guy wants to take someone on a dinner date that involves minimal food or fun leaving the date feeling deprived and insulted. Usually due to a mans lack of money.
Diet you by elivinthelife July 12, 2011
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Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu
Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.
Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu
Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.
Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!
YouTube Monetization Diet
The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.
YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!
YouTube Monetization Diet by GHRockotron3000 May 27, 2021
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