Diddium 

A newfound element that embodies baby oil and the act of associating with minors and having mal intent. It is a rare and valuable substance, and according to legend anyone who consumes this lucrative and mystical element is said to hold the powers of Diddy himself.

3 states of matter: Solid, liquid gas + 350π x photosynthesis where hypothesis cums into play = Diddium

Diddium by Creator of sigmatory February 25, 2025

diddums 

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

diddums by Dave March 28, 2003

Diddums 

A sarcastic remark for when something doesn't go someone's way. Generally following the word Aww.

"I can't buy any Chocolate"
"Aww, Diddums"

Diddums by LZ Stealth April 10, 2010

diddums 

diddums British
interjection
HUMOROUS
an expression which seems sympathetic but which really means the opposite
"I hurt my finger." "Ah diddums!"

(A) "Our children want to play in the mud." "Diddums!"
(B) They have decided to take part in the marathon in their holidays." "Oh diddums!"
(C) "The neighbors on the third floor are at it again." "Ah diddums!"

diddums by Dave888 December 20, 2002

Diddums 

What you would say if someone is talking about a stupid problem they have and you want to mock them

Allison: “My dad got me a red Gwagon but I wanted a black one”
Sam: “Awh diddums, poor you”

Diddums by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

Dididums 

A word used by the male gender to describe a female's breast region. Originally developed as an inconspicuous option when talking to your friend about a girls breasts in public.

"hey check out that girl's Dididums."

Dididums by Coolroom Candidate August 3, 2008

diddims 

most likely a serial killer obsessed with long drown out defintions of the word hooker clearly a douche bag with to much time on his hands....could be Gary Ridgeways brother

N/A this guy jacks off to beastiality

diddims by MFD April 17, 2005