diddums 

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

diddums by Dave March 28, 2003

Diddums 

A sarcastic remark for when something doesn't go someone's way. Generally following the word Aww.

"I can't buy any Chocolate"
"Aww, Diddums"

Diddums by LZ Stealth April 10, 2010

diddums 

diddums British
interjection
HUMOROUS
an expression which seems sympathetic but which really means the opposite
"I hurt my finger." "Ah diddums!"

(A) "Our children want to play in the mud." "Diddums!"
(B) They have decided to take part in the marathon in their holidays." "Oh diddums!"
(C) "The neighbors on the third floor are at it again." "Ah diddums!"

diddums by Dave888 December 20, 2002

Diddums 

What you would say if someone is talking about a stupid problem they have and you want to mock them

Allison: “My dad got me a red Gwagon but I wanted a black one”
Sam: “Awh diddums, poor you”

Diddums by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

diddums 

A sexual act wherein one partner deposits fecal matter on the other persons chest. See Cleveland steamer.

That chick was really freaky and wanted me to diddums after blowing me.

diddums by hb0mb October 9, 2006

Didums 

A word used sarcastically. Generally to someone who is looking for synpathy or pity.

"aww.. poor didums."

Didums by Dimruthien June 20, 2004

didums 

A great word, used sarcastically to insult somebody who feels bad about themselfs or has hurt themselfs and is talking about it. The injury is usually minor but emphisised.

Dan: Oww my arm kills.
Jimmy: aww poor didums, shall I kiss it better?

didums by www.bloodbanx.com March 3, 2005