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How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way
You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.
diddums by Dave March 28, 2003
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A sarcastic remark for when something doesn't go someone's way. Generally following the word Aww.
"I can't buy any Chocolate"
"Aww, Diddums"
Diddums by LZ Stealth April 10, 2010
diddums British
interjection
HUMOROUS
an expression which seems sympathetic but which really means the opposite
"I hurt my finger." "Ah diddums!"
(A) "Our children want to play in the mud." "Diddums!"
(B) They have decided to take part in the marathon in their holidays." "Oh diddums!"
(C) "The neighbors on the third floor are at it again." "Ah diddums!"
diddums by Dave888 December 20, 2002
What you would say if someone is talking about a stupid problem they have and you want to mock them
Allison: “My dad got me a red Gwagon but I wanted a black one”
Sam: “Awh diddums, poor you”
Diddums by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019
A sexual act wherein one partner deposits fecal matter on the other persons chest. See Cleveland steamer.
That chick was really freaky and wanted me to diddums after blowing me.
diddums by hb0mb October 9, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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