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Dicmatose 

When you get the dicking at night with the largest spasms then getting dick in the morning same way that you lose your brain to ever think throughout the day. d
Chad: "Scarlett Red got dicmatoast from last nights event because she was screaming again this morning"
Random Neighbor: "walking by to see her legs spasming straight in the air, she getting dicmatosed"
Dicmatose by Teejayroxxx July 18, 2023
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Dicmatized 

Dicmatized can be used to explain anyone who’s addicted to a man that’s no good for them, and there can’t be any other explanation apart from the fact that they’re hypnotised by their penis

inspired by the song 'Dicmatized' by Kelli-Leigh
one might say 'My friends boyfriend is awful, shes completely dicmatized'
Dicmatized by LB_TL March 9, 2011

domatose 

the state of severe sleepiness and lethargy and comatose brought on by eating too many donuts (or other doughy carbs like pizza, pasta or sticky buns).
Sorry, can't help you out, can't move. I'm domatose *nods off zzzzzzzz*.
domatose by inkyviolet June 9, 2011

Dickmatised 

Girl, you need to stop doing everything Mark says, that boy has you dickmatised!
Dickmatised by Princess5178 June 12, 2013

dramatose 

the indifferent feeling you get when you've been exposed to too much drama from someone.
A: "She's wailing again. Want to see what it's about?."
B: "No. I've heard so much from her today I'm dramatose."
dramatose by enkafiles October 1, 2008

Dickmatised 

When you’re hypnotised by the dick
I’ve been dickmatised
Dickmatised by Fx716 February 1, 2022

Dromatose 

A coma like state of mind due to the act of consuming, or smoking large amounts of Marijuana.
Wow, I'm feeling the 'dromatose' off that blunt we just smoked.
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