Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.