Dickgrease 

A mixture of semen, dick sweat, and maybe a little bit of spit.

My dong smells like dickgrease

Dickgrease by Mr. Dictionare February 15, 2022

Dickweasel 

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy

Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!

Dickweasel by NocMedic February 11, 2014

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

Dick Grease 

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ

Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

Dick Grease by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

Urban Dicktease 

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

Urban Dicktease by dstyguy December 30, 2011

dickpressed 

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

dickpressed by killerbird12 May 6, 2016