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Dickgrease

A mixture of semen, dick sweat, and maybe a little bit of spit.
My dong smells like dickgrease
by Mr. Dictionare February 15, 2022
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Dickweasel

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy
Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!
by NocMedic February 11, 2014
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Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
by Sargonnas January 4, 2018
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Dick Grease

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009
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dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
by anailyak June 16, 2016
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Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.
Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!
by dstyguy December 30, 2011
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dickpressed

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed
Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!
by killerbird12 May 6, 2016
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