Dicken's Cider 

What every female longs for. Say it quickly to understand what it truly means.

Hey buddy, you gonna give some Dicken's Cider real good tonight? She really wants some Dicken's Cider, you know!

Dicken's Cider by Mystic November 28, 2003

Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.

After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.

Hard Dickens Cider by timred December 23, 2006

Hot Dickens Cider 

Sounds like "Hot Dick Inside Her". It's a spoof from an old radio show and is still used toady.

Hey Mandy, How'd you like a Hot Dickens Cider?

Hot Dickens Cider by ThaBigCheesy July 2, 2010

Dickens Cider Jugs 

The finest quality around. Guaranteed to hit the spot. After having your Dickens Cider Jugs to relieve the urge, you wont ever again settle for anything less.

When Larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend Tiffany that he needed his Dickens Cider Jugs to take his mind off the stress.

Dickens Cider Jugs by Tony Rigatoni September 5, 2004

dickens cider 

This is an old spoof heard on radio stations at least as far back as the late 80's but probably much older then that, google it and you can hear the spoof, very funny.

Dickens Energy Cider, DCBI capitolized on this and produced a very tasty energy drink for bars and nightclubs sold in can or "On the gun" www.dickensenergycider.com

Dickens Energy Cider, Energy Drink, Dickens cider spoof,

dickens cider by Arch Stanton6969 April 12, 2007

dickens cider box 

Puttin yo dick inside her...

Coty's puttin his dickens cider box.

dickens cider box by Tyler May 12, 2004