Dickalis Share definition Flag A loser type person, some dumb prick-type. A general jerk. Not to be confused with "Dickhead", although "Dickalis" of course is rooted in the word "Dick." "That guy that asks stupid questions is a Dickalis." Dickalis by EG May 15, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Dickalis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch