dickdog

When you stretch and wrap your ball-sack all the way to the tip of your schlong, hence giving the appearance of a hot dog bun... Typically meant for well-endowed individuals

I fed my girlfreind some dickdog last nite, my balls feel sore now

by Colorao October 16, 2006

DickDog

Mythological beast of South-Western North American lore. It has the body of a domestic dog with a dog's head in the place of genitalia, and a massive human phallus for a head. Legends state that these lonesome creatures led Paul Bunyan to the tree under which he would master all the karates, and appear in small packs when a great number of domestic beers are opened but not fully consumed, presumably to mourn. They are docile, but spit when threatened.

Legend says this here Prarie's home t' the dickdawg. Ye'd be better off waitin' fer sunrise er load yer horse up with tissue paper, stranger.

The dickdog howls in the distance....

by Señor Piñor May 29, 2014

dickdog

smug heterosexual alphamale

the weekend club is filled with dickdogs, i hate to go there

by Matthew Connors July 6, 2007

dickdog

where the penis enters a womans vagina and leaves her mouth then entering another woman.

last night me and shela got dickdoged

by hickhickhickdickvag February 24, 2011

dickdog

Used to describe someone who's nose looks like a dick, while their face looks like a dog's.

Man, I've never told you this before, but you are one hell of a dickdog!

by Will May 21, 2004

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Dickdown Countdown

A small and limited period of time where one engages in as much sexual contact with as many partners as possible.

I'm leaving the country in a month so I am going on a dickdown countdown.

by adamnmn86 May 13, 2010